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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.4 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:00:43 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>The Skinny</title><subtitle>The Skinny</subtitle><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/atom.xml"/><updated>2009-09-01T04:36:49Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.8.4 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>District 9</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/8/31/district-9.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/8/31/district-9.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-09-01T04:34:00Z</published><updated>2009-09-01T04:34:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/District9Poster_000-thumb-325x488.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1251779910171" alt="" /></span></span>Despite this movie supposedly being low budget with no-name actors and simple settings, I found it richer because of that. The graphics and special effects were right up there with blockbuster budget flicks. It was reminiscent of Cloverfield, but without the pretensious pretty people and the cookie-tossing camera jarring.</p>
<p>The story is about an alien species whose mothership becomes stranded over South Africa due to the crumlbing of their leadership ranks. Perhaps it was illness, dissension, or abandonment, the people of Africa just don&rsquo;t know, but what they do know is it&rsquo;s there. After months of trying to get into the ship, they finally succeed by drilling a hole into its side where they find the refugee aliens sick and dying from starvation and malnourishment. Because they are &ldquo;worker-bees&rdquo; they don&rsquo;t seem to have the ability to think for themselves or be able to work the equipment.</p>
<p>A government agency is formed to handle the species and quarantine them into concentration-camp like slums not unlike the Korean work camps of the US. Despair follows and tensions mount over two decades as clashes between the aliens and humans drive the government to create new camps farther away from civilization for the aliens.</p>
<p>The real story takes place when the eviction move occurs and one simple, underestimated man becomes the salvation for the aliens through a hapless discovery.&nbsp;&nbsp;He finds himself torn between the world he once knew and the one he was destined for. Sounds campy, right? It&rsquo;s anything but. Tense moments, high emotions, and the basic human instinct to survive in an ugly ruthless manner make it almost look like the aliens possess more humanity than we do.</p>
<p>There&rsquo;s more than just a physical transformation of Wicus, the pasty, office-dwelling, insignificant man bullied by his father-in-law who is the director of his department. He realizes that doing things right doesn&rsquo;t necessarily mean that doing the right thing.</p>
<p>In the end, one asks just who had delivered who from evil in an action-packed flurry of alien technology, corrupt governments, cruel slums and abandonment.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Inglourious Basterds</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/8/31/inglourious-basterds.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/8/31/inglourious-basterds.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-09-01T04:30:04Z</published><updated>2009-09-01T04:30:04Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/inglorious-basterds-1-477x699.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1251779663000" alt="" /></span></span>Quentin Tarantino rarely disappoints, and true to form, Inglorious Basterds was a gritty suspense flick with his trademark gore and plot twists. Brad Pitt is able to seamlessly transform into the role of Tennessee Lt Aldo Raine. Tarantino keeps us guessing with this character who, unlike the other Basterds, has no back story vignette, but a horrendous &ldquo;hang man&rsquo;s&rdquo; scar that is never explained. Nice touch, Tarantino, nice touch.</p>
<p>The setting is World War II and mostly in Germany-occupied France. With lush backgrounds and detailed costumes it&rsquo;s a beautiful cinematographic treat. Even better is the great acting, punchy comic relief, quirky cameos (Mike Meyers), and righteous motivations all mixed into the brutality and lack of humanity a war brings out in most civilizations.</p>
<p>There are some moments that are so deliciously suspenseful, I found myself holding my breath in the theater. Especially the scene in the basement bar where a clandestine rendezvous is complicated by the thick presence of German soldiers and officers&mdash;not exactly the prime spot for plotting the Third Reich&rsquo;s downfall.</p>
<p>Just when you think things are going to go one way, Tarantino jerks the rug out from under you. You just don&rsquo;t know how it&rsquo;s going to end until it does.</p>
<p>The parallel plot lines that twist into a nice, explosive fuse on a dynamite story have us thinking we want the director&rsquo;s cut when it&rsquo;s released on DVD.&nbsp; Forget what you learned in the history books here, folks. Tarantino rewrites it for us, the way it should have been.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, a movie review</title><category term="movie review"/><category term="transformers revenge of the fallen"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/7/29/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-a-movie-review.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/7/29/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-a-movie-review.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-07-30T02:15:03Z</published><updated>2009-07-30T02:15:03Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/fake-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-poster.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1248920360250" alt="" /></span></span>Transformers offers an escape from reality&mdash;that much is guaranteed, and having said that, one shouldn&rsquo;t expect anything more from the movie. Down to the Megan Fox hottie in love with a twitchy, fast-taking nerd to how her character works in an auto shop in daisy-duke shorts in the midst of flurrying welding embers. It&rsquo;s a testament to who the writers must feel is their only target audience. I actually groaned aloud when the pan-in shot was of Megan Fox straddling a motorcycle in those teeny shorts &ldquo;airbrushing&rdquo; a pin-up on the fuel tank from the WRONG angle. Sooo convincing, guys.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">The opening scene dialogue is forced between the Witwicki family and McKayla--almost seeming to be a pick-up scene. Even more forced are the attempts of Sam&rsquo;s mother&rsquo;s role as comic relief. Especially when nothing heavy is going on to need relief from. It was at this point a couple of people actually left the theater.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">The story really starts when Sam is away at college and is failing to stave off the affections of a femme fatale, who turns out to be a terminator-esque Decepticon in the flesh. Does this raise any red flags to anyone? If she exists, shouldn&rsquo;t there be an entire legion of these types who are able to take over the world? Anywho, here comes a leather-clad Megan Fox to save her boyfriend&rsquo;s ass. Again. </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">I did appreciate Shia&rsquo;s performance in the lecture hall with his Turrette&rsquo;s-syndrome seizure as he began to suffer the symptoms of his great-grandfather before he was committed. </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">In the absence of the Hot Australian Computer Nerd of the first Transformers, Sam&rsquo;s roommate happens to be a conspiracy theorist hacker, conveniently, and he gets roped into the adventures of going on the lam to hide from the forces behind the Decepticon revolution.</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">For folks who were never Transformers fans, or remember any of its back story, they won&rsquo;t understand the Primes or why the Ancients play such a huge role in this movie. Kudos to the writers who wove this into the story and brought it back to what Transformers lore was all about. </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Okay, spoilers, so look away if you don&rsquo;t want any plot twists. No peeking! So, in this fantastical knock out, drag out, explosive fight, Optimus is &ldquo;killed&rdquo; saving Sam. It&rsquo;s like the moment in Lord of the Rings where Gandalf falls to the black depths with the Balor and everyone&rsquo;s gaping in horror. Sam, earlier in the movie, discovers a shard of the All Spark in his tore-up clothes in his closet from That Day he saved all of humanity. In an attempt to rally troops, and after Optimus&rsquo;s death, they realize they have to revive another Prime in order to fight the Ancients if there will ever be Any Hope for Survival and this tiny shard of the All Spark will allow it to happen. And during this scene, it becomes apparent Fox can&rsquo;t deliver a line to save her life. Just let Sam do the talking. So the misfit group goes through yet another adventure to find another Prime. WHY DIDN&rsquo;T THEY JUST REVIVE OPTIMUS WITH THE SHARD?!</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">After that it&rsquo;s a lot of screaming, running, and Sam and McKayla fighting over the Three Little Words, and robot fights&mdash;awesome robot fights, mind you, and this movie&rsquo;s only saving grace&mdash;and lots of campy moments. Only see it in theaters if you want to get the full affect of the graphics, otherwise, you won&rsquo;t be missing anything if you wait for it to come out on Blu Ray or DVD. </span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">&nbsp;</span></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen succinctly describes the plot of the story.</span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Neighbor, a novel by Lisa Gardner--a review</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/7/16/the-neighbor-a-novel-by-lisa-gardner-a-review.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/7/16/the-neighbor-a-novel-by-lisa-gardner-a-review.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-07-17T05:17:41Z</published><updated>2009-07-17T05:17:41Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<h3>Beware! Spoilers! Duh...</h3>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/the%20neighbor.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1247808098781" alt="" /></span></span>Lisa Gardner's new book, The Neighbor, is an interesting, fast-paced suspense thriller that had even me scratching my head until the end when it neatly all came together. The slow unfolding of the story, the quiet reveal of the characters, the witty pace between points of view--which I love--and the "woah!" moments at the end were brilliantly pieced together by a master story-teller who never flinches from the grit. It was unpredictable and compelling, a refreshing change in the summer reading I've had as of late.</p>
<p>We're given insight, almost like a diary, from the point of view of the victim. The voice of this character was strong and had me wanting to read more. The person of interest in her disappearance is her husband, someone who is doing everything but cooperating with authorities to help find her. His motivation is only because he wants to protect his daughter. From what, we don't know, but only makes me want more to find out. Ree, the four-year-old daughter in question is cute, adorable, and precocious--an important piece to the puzzle as the story begins to unfurl with delicious suspense. But even more compelling is the husband. Who he is, not who people think he is, is the most important piece of the puzzle--and nothing is what it seems to be in the book.</p>
<p>I'm surprised with the lack of backstory that's necessary for a reader picking up this book without ever having read a Lisa Gardner book to understand who the husband is. You MUST read Say Goodbye before you read this book to have a greater appreciation of the characters and their internal monologues.</p>
<p>It also brings to question time line. At the end of Say Goodbye, the husband in The Neighbor is only 12 or 14 years-old. It seems to have been written in present time, but in The Neighbor, the reader must fast-forward 15-17 years for his current age. I don't know about you, but many things may change in that amount of time (technology, the real-life settings, etc), but it is written in "present-day". This makes it distracting a hard for me to suspend my disbelief.</p>
<p>Aside from that it bears the unsavory people, the realistic relationship dramas, the burden of family and defining happiness as it dissects human nature and post traumatic stress disorders that we see in every day goings on. The plot twists are unpredictable and the strong characters have you empathizing with even the most horrible of offenders.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Skin Trade -- A review of an Anita Blake Novel</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/6/11/skin-trade-a-review-of-an-anita-blake-novel.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/6/11/skin-trade-a-review-of-an-anita-blake-novel.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-06-12T00:35:45Z</published><updated>2009-06-12T00:35:45Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<h3>Beware! Spoilers!</h3>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/skin%20trade.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1244767115796" alt="" /></span></span>Skin Trade is the newest Laurrel K Hamilton novel in the Anita Blake series. Vampire serial killer Vittorio returns, laying a trap for Anita by luring her to Vegas--his newest crime scene. All the big names are called to wrangle in the unruly mass murderer whose body count now includes local cops. Edward and Olaf as well as Bernardo help Anita who is on her own from her St. Louis camp, much to the disappointment of Jean Claude, and a refreshing change from his oppressive tediousness.</p>
<p>The story starts out remeniscent of Obsidian Butterfly, especially with the interactions with Edward, who we are starting to see in a more human light. While it's a little different, it's a welcome change. Hints of Edward's hunter side bleed through in moments of curiosity, but his "love", if you can call a cold blooded killer capable of such, for Anita becomes a strong anchor she desperately needs. And Edward seems welcome to give it. Perhaps being a married man with children, even though it's a facade to his family, has changed him for the better.</p>
<p>Olaf also becomes an interesting spice in the bloody burrito that is Skin Trade. It seems Anita is capable of taming even the most feral of beasts, Olaf, a human serial killer whose victim profile is too much like Anita to be comfortable for anyone involved. Olaf makes a concerted effort to bridge a gap between his serial killer pin-up, Anita the Executioner, to win her over. At moments it provides much needed comedic relief, in others, it delivers a serious and well doneick-punch to the gut.</p>
<p>Most interesting in Skin Trade is the evolution of practioners in urban SWAT teams, and Anita's thoughts pinging on the idea of retirement or changing careers. It becomes an undulating conflict that ebbs and flows, but something I can see becoming a bigger issue down the road. Especially since she has said aloud, as well as in her thoughts, she's tired of being held prisoner by the ardeur. Thank you, because we're tired of it too. I was very happy to see more story and character development in this book--something that has been lacking over the last 6 books in the series.</p>
<p>The story flowed well with intense interactions and the gritty unapologetic and realistic crime scenes, but what I found clunky and constricting was LKH's, or perhaps Anita's, constant over-acting to prove herself to a bunch of men. Working in a male dominated field myself, I know how dismissed females can be, however, we have evolved significantly in this world--and with the series. If Anita's reputation precedes herself as much as it is portrayed (for the good and the bad), I don't feel 100 pages need to be dedicated to her constantly showing she can run with the boys.</p>
<p>The ending, I felt, was very poignant, only it was overshadowed with too much of the ardeur returning, and it became anticlimactic. It felt rushed when there was so much more that could have been done to end it with the usual Edward and Anita bang from the earlier books. But I felt like LKH wanted to skip over it all (battles with the Jinn, more magic use from Rocco and Anita, etc., the raid on the rogue witch's house) to get to the sick fantasies of a vampire and of course, more sex scenes.</p>
<p>I felt cheated and it dragged down the importance of what the SWAT relationships meant, the strengthening of the tiger clans that were involved, , Anita's "level up", the meaning behind Max and Bibiana's survival and what it meant for another Master's human servant to do save them (since Vampire politics are so huge in this series) and, the biggest bang of them all with the alleged death of what all vampires feared--The Mother of Darkness. I think that in itself would have been a nice book in the series that would allow LKH to clean house with all of Anita's baggage. And, give Edward a chance to feel as dangerous as he doubts himself to be anymore--especially since it came up as a turning point in the book.</p>
<p>Needless to say I was disappointed in the ending, many questions were left unanswered and it ended without tying up loose ends (something also quintessential, strangely, for this series).</p>
<p>And I still don't know why the book was called Skin Trade. Unless it had to do with the holy water scars of the afflicted vampires, or maybe how Vittorio could hide his identity as the Father of Day.</p>
<p>Skin Trade started out with so much promise, but failed miserably.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Taken--The Movie</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/5/13/taken-the-movie.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/5/13/taken-the-movie.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-05-13T20:06:59Z</published><updated>2009-05-13T20:06:59Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>A fast-paced, action-packed movie about a man (Neeson) who has given up everything he knows to live a life in the shadows to be close to his spoiled teenage daughter. Through deceit, his ex-wife (Famke Johannsen)and daughter fenagle his agreement to let her spend some time abroad being a groupie which has deadly results--consequences he foretold and specifically warned against.</p>
<p>&nbsp;There's really no holding back from here on out. Neeson's character as a father on a mission to rescue his daughter from black-market sex slave trading leaves no thug un-beaten, no consipiracy unturned, andno building intact. A gritty thriller that allows the audience a peak at a dark underworld where virginity gets the highest price and human collaterol is left in its unapologetic wake, Taken is a neat package of adrenaline and drama.</p>
<p>Four out of Five Stars!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>White Witch Black Curse - Spoilers ahead, geniuses.</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/3/12/white-witch-black-curse-spoilers-ahead-geniuses.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/3/12/white-witch-black-curse-spoilers-ahead-geniuses.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-03-12T04:13:06Z</published><updated>2009-03-12T04:13:06Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: small; color: #800000; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/wwbc.bmp?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1236831417968" alt="" /></span></span>The Rachel Morgan saga continues! I was looking forward to this book because, despite my recent disappointment with the direction of the series plot, the idea of the Hollows world, its originality, relatable characters, and fantastic imagery alight my imagination and enthrall me with intricate twists Kim Harrison weaves. We learn much more about what happened to Kisten and the role Rachel played in his death, however anticlimactic and unimportant the perpetrator is. I was hoping that, with Harrison&rsquo;s prowess at throwing bombshells this would open up another underlying forewarning of a bigger plot yet to come, but it was not to be. Instead, the reasons behind seems solely for the punishment of Ivy, Rachel&rsquo;s live-in vamp and fellow runner, so that she can further become a tortured soul.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small; color: #800000; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Speaking of souls, I do believe there was a bit of foreshadowing on just how Rachel may be able to save the vampire race&rsquo;s souls after death so that they don&rsquo;t become living instinctual animals, a mere shadow of their selves. It makes sense that, because of Rachel&rsquo;s high-profile demon-dealing has gotten her shunned, thusly excommunicating her from her witchy world and family, however the reason Harrison has done this (transparently) worry me. Cutting Rachel off from everyone who makes her who she is (including Marshal), it would appear the only person she has left to lean on is Ivy. Which, many of her audience wishes to see a same-sex relationship with her, and that to me is very perturbing. That shouldn&rsquo;t take precedence, but feels like it&rsquo;s going to be more of a storyline than it should be. The theme of this story was being alone, and now she is truly utterly alone. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small; color: #800000; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Another curve ball that seemed like after-thought fabricated back story for Rachel was the appearance of ghost named Pierce. And, because of his complete unattainability, he is extremely &ldquo;Rachel-ly&rdquo;. I know. I was disappointed too. When we emotionally invested so much into Marshal, and for him to completely walk away from her due to being shunned was a bit of a head-scratcher. The way Harrison had portrayed him, Marshal seemed to have more depth than that &ndash; and understanding. But, Harrison seemed to think he was now an inconvenience, so snip! Just like she did to Nick, only Nick was an interesting plot twist. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small; color: #800000; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: maroon; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">While I still love the idea of new Inderlander breeds, the beauty of the Hollows and its people, the plots seem to become quite predictable, as are the actions of the characters despite the plot twists thrown in. I also enjoy how Harrison isn&rsquo;t afraid to bring death into the mix. She&rsquo;ll kill of characters when things get thick &ndash; just like in real life &ndash; no one is magically saved and there is no reset button. In bad situations there is collateral damage. I&rsquo;m glad she&rsquo;s not afraid to do that, it&rsquo;s just the ulterior motives behind the scenes I worry about. I&rsquo;m curious to see where it&rsquo;s going to go from here. I just hope Harrison doesn&rsquo;t sacrifice her wide-eyed na&iuml;ve protagonist who can kick some serious butt for the sake of satisfying her audience begging for something better suited for a Laurel K Hamilton book. </span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Underworld: Rise of the Lycans</title><category term="Movies"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/1/24/underworld-rise-of-the-lycans.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/1/24/underworld-rise-of-the-lycans.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-01-24T16:15:10Z</published><updated>2009-01-24T16:15:10Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p>Every war has a beginning...</p>
</blockquote>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/underworld_rise_of_the_lycans.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1232814606468" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the prequel to the other two Underworld movies featuring the centuries old feud between Death Dealers and Lycans. Starring rising action heroine Rhona Mitra (Nip/Tuck, Highway Men, Doomsday), and the original cast including Viktor's Bill Nighy (Pirates of the Carribean, Hot Fuzz) and Michael Sheen (Frost/Nixon).&nbsp; The previous two Underworld movies never really made me think, "yeah, that's an awesome Vampire flick - original new spin!". Really, how many new&nbsp;ways <em>can</em> you spin a vampire story? What Vin &amp; I didn't like about the Underworld franchise stories was the inherit lack of power the vampires had. Were they simply blood sucking immortals that must rely on cell phones and automatic weaponry? With no back story, attempt at character depth the stories are then based entirely on sex, blood and gory action. The second one (but last in the trilogy sequence)&nbsp;illustrated Kate Beckinsale's character having abilities with speed and stealth - which, I wonder why they didn't use in ANY OF THE OTHER MOVIES, but only when it was convenient.</p>
<p>My hopes for RotL were to provide more back story, character depth and provide more of an insight to the relationships of the characters involved. And perhaps an inventory of special abilities. But, no. There is little empathy we can have for the Capulet and Montague-esque romance between Sonya and Lucian, because there is no attempt to relish in their feelings other than those of the carnal kind. But apparently they're both&nbsp;willing to die for each other's freedom.&nbsp;The story doesn't provide luxuries like stolen moments, or conversation illustrating the depth of their relationship, though Michael Sheen does great at communicating with his eyes rather than with poorly stunted lines like Rhona Mitra muddles through with no emotion in her face. It seemed too much like Rhona was copying Kate's character when Sonya was previously depicted as a warm heart, but in RotL she's a ball-busting wolf-slayer, centuries old defiant teenager to her father but absolutely weak and powerless in reality. And, if the Lycans are so strong and dangerous - why are they housed in prisons with metal bars? Can't the Lycans simply break out?? Things like these are not explained, like if the bars were made out of a metal that rendered the Lycans weak. Instead, without it, it makes the story weak.</p>
<p>Too many conflicts in character description from the past two portrayals of Sonya in RotL and descrepancies with creature abilities. How, in the world can a dozen Death Dealers be ambushed by Lycans when they can "smell" them from miles away? The principles the vampires follow are confusing, nonsensical and the relationship with the whipped whelps is laughable.</p>
<p>If you want to see some great eye candy, fast action and neat special effect, see the movie but don't expect too much else from it. The real talent is Michael Sheen with his wide range.&nbsp; We kept expecting Viktor to bust out with a "Captain Jack Spaarrrrooow!"</p>
<p>2 1/2 out of 5 stars.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Miabella Gelato</title><category term="Food"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/1/3/miabella-gelato.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2009/1/3/miabella-gelato.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-01-03T05:25:57Z</published><updated>2009-01-03T05:25:57Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Recently, Sleeping CB and Anna introduced us to a small boutique jewel - <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/miabella-gelato-roseville">Miabella Gelato</a>.&nbsp; Tucked away in Roseville's exclusive Fountains, this Gelato shop is a unique opportunity to taste something special. With flavors hardly pronounceable, it doesn't matter, because it tastes SO good - to simple and exotic gelato flavors like <em>Rose. </em>Yes, really, a rose flavored ice cream. But don't call it ice cream! It's silky, less sinful, packs a punch of flavor and the ambience is a small home-town shoppe. Classy and traditional, Miabella is easy on the wallet and beautiful on the tongue and kind to the waist-line. It's perfect for a romantic stroll through the Fountains.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Grotto, Crescent City</title><category term="Restaurants"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2008/9/15/the-grotto-crescent-city.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/feed-the-skinny-monkey/2008/9/15/the-grotto-crescent-city.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2008-09-15T03:23:06Z</published><updated>2008-09-15T03:23:06Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<P><span class=full-image-block><span><img  src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/grotto.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1221449451875"></span></span>The Grotto, Vin remembers, was in a different place on the docks than it is now due to a fire in 1995. The Grotto was founded in 1961 in Crescent City.&nbsp; A few years later, during the Tsunami it sustained a little damage, but was still in business until it had to rebuilt in a different location because of the fire.</P>
<P>It's a simple restaurant - one large room with the ability to divide the room for a party. Simple menu and wine list with a 270º view of the harbor. It's neat and clean with usually hospital service.&nbsp; At night the lights are dimmed for ambience but during the day it's a cozy place to watch the fog roll in or the waves crash on the shore. Or, all the kitties roaming around.</P>
<P>The food is excellent. In our opinion, the ONLY place to eat in Crescent City.&nbsp; The food is light, savory and affordable.&nbsp; They have a secret recipe for clam chowder that makes it like NO other. Vin had the red snapper this last time and I did to for our last dinner there. It was phenomenal. Tasty, not too much and the sides, while being sides, are just as good as the main course.</P>
<P>We give it 5 out of 5 stars!</P>]]></content></entry></feed>