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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.8.4 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:07:36 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Monkey Business</title><subtitle>Monkey Business</subtitle><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/atom.xml"/><updated>2009-07-29T04:02:35Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.8.4 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Smith House Home Made Ice Cream - cream style</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/7/28/smith-house-home-made-ice-cream-cream-style.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/7/28/smith-house-home-made-ice-cream-cream-style.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-07-29T03:59:59Z</published><updated>2009-07-29T03:59:59Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>For a traditional approach:</p>
<p>In a mixing bowl:</p>
<p>3/4 granulated sugar</p>
<p>1 1/2 cup of whole&nbsp;milk</p>
<p>Mix until sugar is dissolved.</p>
<p>Pour in ice cream maker tub with flavoring (fruit, for instance) and a pint of half and half.</p>
<p>Follow ice cream maker manufacturer directions.</p>
<p>For extra treat, serve in chocolate-dipped waffle bowls.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Smith House Home Made Ice Cream -whipped style</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/7/28/smith-house-home-made-ice-cream-whipped-style.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/7/28/smith-house-home-made-ice-cream-whipped-style.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-07-29T03:56:04Z</published><updated>2009-07-29T03:56:04Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>For a light and frothy refreshing treat:</p>
<p>In a mixing bowl:</p>
<p>3/4 cup granulated sugar</p>
<p>1 1/2 cup whole milk</p>
<p>Mix until sugar is dissolved.</p>
<p>2 capfuls of vanilla and mix.</p>
<p>Pour into ice cream maker tub with 1 pint of heavy whipping cream</p>
<p>For extra flavoring, put in the juice of whatever fruit you are going to mix in now. Then following directions per ice cream maker manufacturer. Wait until curling begins, stop ice cream maker and toss in fruit pieces), then continue mixing until ice cream maker is finished.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Legit!</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/7/13/legit.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/7/13/legit.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-07-14T04:28:15Z</published><updated>2009-07-14T04:28:15Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>It has long since been a passion of mine to write...legitimately. As in paid. No matter if the payment is in kittens...it is payment nonetheless! Okay, so it may be more material than KITTENS. Ferris would kill me if we collected kittens. It might be enough to buy a Starbucks mocha once a month...er...quarter.&nbsp; But! This offers a forum for me, a validation to my street cred, yo. Something upon which I can expound into further legitimate writing practices like, oh, say, that damned book I'm trying to get published! I can now put on my query letter a list of CREDENTIALS they can go look at. A resume, if you will.</p>
<p>So, the pay is minimal and largely depends on how many people love me. Yes, as in all things, this hobby is&nbsp; POPULARITY contest. So click away, my minions! Click away. Marketing rules the world. Check <a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-17044-Sacramento-Green-Living-Examiner">me</a> out.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Doing the Can-Can</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/6/3/doing-the-can-can.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/6/3/doing-the-can-can.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-06-03T03:34:02Z</published><updated>2009-06-03T03:34:02Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/jamming.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1244000998656" alt="" /></span></span>It's that time of year! First up was cherries this year. We partnered with our neighbors to show them how to can and experimented even! Our neighbors are growing a healthy garden of peppers and we tried Hot Cherry. Basically you boil down cherries with finely chopped Fresno chili peppers and viola! You have a hot and sweet cracker spread.</p>
<p>To avoid looking like mass murderers as we pit cherries and topped strawberries, Vin thoughtfully brought home some powder and latex-free gloves so we could work relatively unstained. Two flats of strawberries and four bowls of cherries later, we had five gallons of fruit to make a year's worth of jam!</p>
<p>Next to can will be our peach tree and hopefully our plum that has been producing very well for its first year!</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>MV Merchant</title><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/5/13/mv-merchant.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/5/13/mv-merchant.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-05-13T20:08:07Z</published><updated>2009-05-13T20:08:07Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Pen Name:</p>
<p><span class="pg"><strong><em>&ndash;noun </em></strong></span></p>
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<td>a pseudonym used by an author; nom de plume.</td>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>As many of you know, I write. Not published, but it is a goal. With several projects in the works, and several more completed, I'm inviting you to <a href="http://www.mvmerchant.net">this</a> site. Thanks to the <a href="http://www.nosquaresoftware.com/">Coopers</a>, they've set me up with a comprehensive, stylish, professional site to showcase it all.</p>
<p>Don't be confused by the name MV Merchant, my pen name. M forMichelle (Monkey)and V for Vincent (Skinny!). Where did the Merchant come from? It's the name of one of my favorite characters by one of my favorite authors. So, sit back, relax, read a story synopsis or two and let me know if you want the version in full--I'll gladly send the manuscript your way.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Writers Wrule</title><category term="writing"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/3/21/writers-wrule.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/3/21/writers-wrule.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-03-21T06:20:48Z</published><updated>2009-03-21T06:20:48Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so I can't say I'm entirely satisfied with my experience with Authonomy. While my piece that I've posted is fairing well, a few troubling patters have emerged.</p>
<p>First, politicking, paying lip service and catering to a popularity contest is what earns you ranks, not your talent.</p>
<p>Second, there is rarely a chance to have anything done for you other than a review - since acquisitions are being frozen, and Authonomy is HarperCollins' UK division, a debut author of another country would rarely be considered. The review will probably be helpful, but to kiss pompous, elitist writing snob ass is not, and has never been one of my strong points. And, in the extreme off chance one from the US would get signed by HarperCollins UK - one would most likely go the way of David Hasselhoff. Famous everywhere else but his homeland--and in his homeland, he's a joke.</p>
<p>One good thing has come of this.&nbsp; A few of us talented and underappreciated authors have moved to a site created by a fellow writer.&nbsp; He has created this site to be used as a tool that is more comprehensive and interactive than Authonomy. Since Authonomy is treated to beat slush piles (the unsolicited manuscripts agents get every month), the site is almost treated with the same dispondence and contempt. There are many things they could do to make it more user-friendly, but because it's a bastard step child of a concept, it's left to the wayside.</p>
<p>So, if you're interested, check me (and the others) out at <a href="http://www.writerswrule.com/users/mv-merchant">Writers Wrule</a>. It wrocks.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Authonomy</title><category term="Writing"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/2/8/authonomy.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/2/8/authonomy.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-02-08T04:58:08Z</published><updated>2009-02-08T04:58:08Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>If you've read my post about <a href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/howling-monkey/2009/2/7/recessions-affect-writing-too.html">self-publishing</a>, perhaps you remember an earlier post that I can't remember where it's at to link to here, about this American Idol for Writers called Authonomy. It's hosted by HarperCollins of the UK, which from what I understand in many articles is doing better than it's American counterpart. Perhaps that's why they've managed to sign three of their undiscovered writers participating in the site in teh last month.</p>
<p>So, my friends and those who wish to enable this crazy hobby of mine - <a href="http://www.authonomy.com/ViewBook.aspx?bookid=6160">read a story of mine here</a>. Vote on it, leave your input, whatever. The story that's posted is one that I wrote during NaNoWriMo (National November Writing Month) YEARS ago. While the site says you're the owner of the rights and intellectual property I am, like any other artist, paranoid that my ideas will be stolen. This story? I care not to so much if it does. But, if it gets pretty popular than maybe I will post some other stories (books) on there.</p>
<p>Please check it out! My pen name: M. V. Merchant.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Lily in Oil</title><category term="Painting"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/2/5/lily-in-oil.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2009/2/5/lily-in-oil.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2009-02-05T06:16:50Z</published><updated>2009-02-05T06:16:50Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/storage/Lily%20in%20Oil.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1233814797234" alt="" /></span></span>A year later, Lily in Oil is finished.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Ulterior Motive</title><category term="Writing"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2008/12/10/ulterior-motive.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2008/12/10/ulterior-motive.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2008-12-10T03:29:41Z</published><updated>2008-12-10T03:29:41Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>So, it's finished. I mean, as complete as it's ever going to be. With a completely different ending, adding layering into the characters, story and plot line - the Caitlyn story is done. Done done. I'm sure it's version 697 of a final rough draft, but it's been officially renamed to: Ulterior Motive.</p>
<p>More of a mystery suspense thriller than a crime novel as it was before, I've been encouraged by an essayist (a bona fide published person) who critiqued my work at the last writer's conference. She said she couldn't get the beginning sample out her head and referred me to her publicist's agency. I queried, unfortunately at an inopportune time (an insider said never query two weeks before or after a major holiday and I did it mere days after Thanksgiving) after the literary agent said she'd like to read more. Now, I just hope she a) remembers, b) didn't purge her email after being buried in submissions and c) still has a job.</p>
<p>Why do I say the last part? Apparantly, in the literary world, the economy has rippled into the industry. Folks aren't buying books in Big Box stores where there's the bread &amp; butter for the money, more folks are going to libraries, downloading e-books and still processing Kindle sticker shock. Editorial and publishing houses are merging, freezing acquisitions (buying folks' stories) and retreating into silos becoming ever more unreachable than ever. With mergers and general market downsizing agents, publishers, editors and assistants are being given pink slips.</p>
<p>I did stumble on to a website called <a href="http://www.authonomy.com/">Authonomy</a> which seems to be like an American Idol for writers, but I'm more disturbed by the politics (which can resemble the real publishing world) but more over, the worry of loss of first rites (most editorial houses won't touch something 'published' either by electronic version or self publish because they don't have 'first rites') and the dread all authors have - plagerism. So what if I have a great idea and a great story? It doesn't mean anything if someone steals it and passes it off as their own no matter the level of writing skill they have.&nbsp; So, where I could technically post Ulterior Motive there for y'all to read in a central location (and vote so it can pass the editor's desk), I'd rather humbly share with you via email if y'all interested. Just send me a line.</p>
<p>So, let's cross our fingers and hope that querying widely will pay off.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Salmon Wrap</title><category term="FOOD"/><id>http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2008/10/5/salmon-wrap.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://skinnymonkey.squarespace.com/monkey-business/2008/10/5/salmon-wrap.html"/><author><name>Skinny Monkey</name></author><published>2008-10-05T20:30:57Z</published><updated>2008-10-05T20:30:57Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<P>Sometimes creativity best lends itself to last-minute desperation. The other day, Vin and I were hungry and we made the yummiest wrap out of canned salmon we had in the pantry. The recipe is as follows:</P>
<P>One can of salmon<br>Mayo to taste<br>Mustard to taste<br>1/4 cup finely chopped celery<br>celery see to taste<br>1/4 cup finely chopped pickle (or one whole pickle)<br>1/8 cup or to taste finely chopped onion<br>Dill weed to taste<br>Course peper blend to taste</P>
<P>Mix all ingredients together until you reach the consistency of patè or to your liking. Line a tortilla with lettuce, plop mixture on top and wrap! Then, enjoy!</P>]]></content></entry></feed>